The Gospel, according to FOB
A letter to the FOBilius from the Haterians,"And so it came down from the heavens, those happy, eligible, and single shall not be without wench. For he who seeks a life without estrogen will be outcast as a penis lover or animal rapist. Lightning and thunder will shout throughout the heavens as tears of bu-di-sy juice will rain from the skies... For thou shalt not dost be maketh, unless hast proved to be thy good man, when thy hither to the poo-nany!!! For God will not have you be a caddish whore...
As so, the FOBilius responded,
And why, one free of the chains of female bondage is cast down as a donkey do'er? For insult me do I not cry? Cut me do I not bleed? Yes, likely I will rape thee out of spite. But that is the will of nature. Just as God intended a lilly to spread it's seed, so shalt I. For I am but one man to thole the needs of the gender and do upon those what is done on the nature channel. Whence camest thou? Be cast back to how nature intended and not be tied to the bonds of man. For I will not be tied down by a woman until thou bringeth, and return my rib which was stolen from me.
posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 12:23 PM
1 Comments:
I ate your rib. You can't have it back until it comes out naturally. hehe
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