Ghetto FOBulous

Lets here it for the boys

Yay for gay! I guess Hollywood is finally catching on to the gay porn scene because this year's winners from the Golden Globe awards were from man on man movies. I don't know exactly when doing it in the butt became popular, but it's only a matter of time until you get full blown gay porn scenes in Oscar nominees...

Roy was lucky to be alive. Lucky and screwed at the same time. The 747 jumbo jet that crashed on his 2-person kayak, killing his wife, and leaving him with a deep splinter on his inner thigh was something he never expected. He was happy that there were no deaths on the plane, and just one injury of a person getting a severe rug burn from the emergency exit slide. But he was angry. Not that he lost his wife. But angry at the fact that he wasn't even thinking about her. That he couldn't stop thinking about Tiny. The big, flamboyantly gay, Samoan male nurse.

Roy: "Tiny, what's the word? How long do I have to live?"
Tiny: "Raaaaa-ooooyyyy! No worries girlfriend! The doctor says there's no medical instrument that can remove your splinter. But he said it can be sucked out..."
*music starts... bow-chinky-bow-wow...*

But sadly it's only raining men. Hallelujah! I guess Hollywood isn't ready, or it's not cool yet, to see two butch lesbians tossing each other's salads on the big screen. You'll have to get your fix from Vivid video in the meantime.

Now on the otherhand, you know what would be a huge money maker? The movie of the transsexual! Shit, I'd do this myself just to get a piece of the pie... so to speak. Of course, that would involve a sex change, which is expensive. And I'd probably want a boob job. But I'd be broke, so I'd probably pay to just get really huge, plate sized nipples. Anyway, I can see the headlines now...

Coming this fall to theaters near you, Fobby starring in the critically acclaimed "My face, your face, sit on face!" A tragic love story of a transsexual who joins the LPGA pretending to be a lesbian.

Lez Fob: "Pat, I fell in love with you since the 4th hole. But there's something I have to tell you..."
Pat: "Yes, I love you. There's something about the way you grip your clubs. It's like you've been doing it your whole life..."
Lez Fob: "Pat listen... You see... I didn't always qualify for the LPGA..."
Pat: "It's okay. I wasn't always good. It took practice..."
Lez Fob: "NO PAT, I HAD A PENIS!!!"
Pat: "You bitch!!!"

Okay, so maybe it won't be coming to a theater near you any time soon. But mark my words... In your lifetime I'm sure you'll see something like this. The question is, will you see me in it??? O_o

posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 9:50 AM