Vacation all I ever wanted...
Sitting here in an air conditioned office. The work, eh..., it's not that bad. The co-workers, sure I want to slap some of them. But for the most part they're cool peeps. I'd say overall, my life is a non-stressful existence.So why is it, I'm hurting so bad to get the F out of here??? There are times when work does come, or when the pr0n sites aren't calling my name, that I'm just surfing through lonelyplanet.com wishing I was somewhere else. Like Cancun for instance...
El Fobo: "Donde estan mis pantelones?"
Senorita: "Um, senor, I speak english..."
El Fobo: "Oh you likes the english speaking El Guapo..." *wink wink*
Senorita: "No, senor. I'm just saying you can ask me in english."
El Fobo: "Te quiero mucho baby!"
Senorita: "Nevermind... stupid gringo..."
I mean, it's not just about escaping the everyday routine, although that would be most of it. But it's also about experiencing new things. Meeting new cultures. Seeing other parts of the world. Just like the time I went to Japan.
Fobbi-san: "Excuse me Mrs. Miyagi, I've seemed to have lost my Bonsai tree. Do you know where I can get a new one?"
Geisha: "aoighsdfljbnalrgbhalbh?" <-Japanese
Fobbi-san: "Oh, I'm sorry. Do you speak English?"
Geisha: "Oh engrish, hai! No bra, no panty... special massage?"
Fobbi-san: "Um... that's not what I'm looking for........ But yeah, that'll do!"
It's just nice to get away from things. Even when it's not going so well. Actually, sometimes bad, isn't so bad. Because at least it's different. And it's not like I'm asking to be struck by a lightning bolt, get hammered in the nuts, or get a girlfriend. Not that kind of bad. I'd just like a little variety. The kind of variety that involves being somewhere else. Anywhere else! Why else would I be singing an 80's Go-Go's song? Because right now, vacation all I ever needed...
posted by Ghetto FOBulous @ 9:22 AM
3 Comments:
I feel yah. Damn I feel ya! Wth is up with your convos though? You big friggin dork.
When in Halifax did you start a Blogger site? Now you're treading on my territory, boy.
Seriously, it's kind of cool on Blogger. You can do a lot more with the template than anywhere else, biatch.
And if you long for a vacation, you're more than welcome to come with me to Beantown May 1st to witness the Boston fans heckle the crap out of their illegitimate long-lost son, Johnny Damon.
Oh, and let's go see Munich soon. I've been thinking more and more how much I havet to see this film.
FOB's on blogger???????
KAMPAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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