The Raider Fairy-tale
Once upon a time there lived a cute little puppy named Raider.He hung out in the land of the Manhattan, playing and sleeping, and then playing again. He had good friends who adored his company and together they lived very happily. These were happy times...
Until one day Raider dropped a deuce in front of his friend's door and got kicked in his face!!!
They deep fried his ass, ate him for dinner that night and lived happily ever after. The end!